And it is of my utmost pleasure to announce that we are becoming more than pasta manufactures, today we are pasta pioneers. I started banging at the mirror and shouting Someone help me! Am I not pretty? Thats when a you look nice seems to matter the most. To listen? [Narrator] As a matter of fact it was raining all over the Hundred Acre Wood. You see this, right? We were all in it. Lets seelets see (looking around). But as everyone says its all okay because I can still throw on a smile, and the one thing that makes this all go away are the drugs. Yup. Birds are so much freer than any person I know. In the freezer section, the flavors pretty much stick to their own kind. It was more like a hangout spot for him and his friends. I guess I love them. Its all Ive been thinking about since graduation. He would smash them on the counter and curse at her. A second edition of the movie, which many cable stations show, contains: "Winnie-the-Pooh and the Honey Tree", "Winnie-the-Pooh and the Blustery Day", and "Winnie-the-Pooh and a Day for Eeyore". I have to tell her. What have we ever done? Sur la place ci-dessous. In 1,000 simple steps, you will find the key to everlasting happiness. As a fellow, neighbor, worker, and citizen of this fair town I am here to tell you why I, Brock Bruce, deserves a promotion, and how together, we can make Walmart Great Again! [Piglet] Yes sir, Owl, it's a very, very blustery day, outside. Is thatohmyohmyTAMALES! I dont. See, Im not crazy. Thank you for being so considerate, mom! From my friends to my neighbor to my job, its all bad. What were my alternatives, officer? (Pause.) This sucks, I am going to fail my theater class all because I cant come up with one stupid paragraph. Yeah right, I couldnt last an hour in there. I could tell you all about my experience in the JROTC. But strangely, the one friend I have come to entrust this weird title was once my arch nemesis. Hes typing!! First Place Winner! Oh, then never-mind. Before we left I looked back to the place I called home, and looked at the creek and the fields across from it, I turned back to our carrito and looked at the dirt road. There she was, a cup of tea in her slender hands, staring at the moon. Whether you jump, plummet it, tip or fall into it, is a whole other story though. Great. I think what my life would be like if I was him. (Coughs to clear her throat and smiles.) So, what do you say, my loving, supportive, most amazing mother in the whole, wide world? I love you beary much? Disgusting. Piglet: Eeyore, Can we-I mean, how s-s-should we-uh, you think i-if we-Eeyore: I guess one of those would be just the thing. I was so dumb. My mum and stepdad had left me. Do you have something to share with the rest of us? Girl, I was ready to go to jail (laugh) I swear the craziest things always happen to me. Im learning that we dont move through life, life moves through us. Blockade Meaning In Tamil, It was a big white room. I blame the snores from the five other people in this room. I guess you could say Im driven. You'll find the enchanted neighborhood of Christopher's childhood days. This is a Comma-free society. I wrote a monologue! I used all my strength to save her. I hated them. By: Macy B., Los Alamitos, California, USA, Age 16 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: Camille is a young girl who is praying to God about her troubled family life. I mean what else are you supposed to do when the most attractive guy you know finally gives you the time of day? Yes, yes, yes, yes. (pause) Okay. But from now on, Im taking the stairs. I'm so rumblee in my tumblee, All I could see was your beautiful blue eyes, and I was thankful I have the same ones. By: Iris Barrera, California, USA, age 13 Description: A chatty receptionist scares off a person who comes to interview for a job. But by the time ye return, who knows where me and me rainbow have buggered off ta. She was speaking to me the whole way back to this Podunk town. And my old childhood friend would still be kind to me. Okay. Alright. Its easy to get strange around here. Genre: Dramatic. After that I went to Georges house to tell her about it. He has skin pale like . But, like most children, I eventually learned from my parents how to be kind and loving. But if it doesnt, I can add in some of the confidential ingredients. Oh, oh, oooo help and bother. Dry as a whistle. He just called me. By: Jessica G., Age 16, Calgary, Alberta Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A young woman tries to help her sister regain her memory. I look out the window when Im bored, which is all the time. The science teacher was teaching us about watersheds. I got my bachelors, two masters, my PhD, met your dad, and then I had you. Alright, now youll want to take a step forward, then dart out like a majestic scorpion of the Sahara! You, sir, are stuck. Im so glad none of you care for me because then I would actually have to care for you guys, too. Genre: Dramatic. You'll find the kerb pillows your head and at road-level life's disappointments I mean, the frog was asking for it. I have no idea who I am. That should do very well! This year Im going on a mission trip to South America. Well now you know. DONT FACE EACH OTHER! I will, and already do miss her so much. When we heard gunshots, and screaming ringing through the halls, we knew it was real. The actor is also speaking to a friend, hands-free on a cell phone.). Loving, Miss. Do you really want to know what that cockroach did? Just a you look pretty could change someones day. (GRRrrrrrr.). Moment #2: Marilyn Monroe productions Meeting Milton Greene + Escaping Fox. These are all commentary on the rhymes hes choosing. Pulls away to face the audience.). (pause) Why would you say that Samantha?! Sarah? No one sees me. Its not fair. I thought it would take longer for you to arrive. Oh it all comes of not having front doors big enough. My favorite book is Platos symposiumand why you may ask? The one she kept hidden in an old toaster oven in the bottom cabinet. AHH, MUTE YOUR MIC DEAR. She literally loved it to death. Eeyore: If y'ask me, when a house looks like that, it's time to find another one. Mom!!! I waited about fifteen minutes, then I realized that I had to go to the bathroom. You stayed up late with me looking at the stars. Over time I have just stopped paying attention to the other kids and focused on my family, but maybe this time, maybe this timeit will be different. Okay, bye. My mom told me one day this would all go away, and that one day Ill be able to look at everyone with a smile again. They may be used for auditions, performed in educational settings, used in school and community theatre performances, and video-taped. Christopher Robin, I have come to a very important decision. (Student is speaking into a cell phone and pacing about the space; leaning over, crouching down, standing on tip toes, shouting, etc. I know that nobody cares enough to judge what I look like when they have their own insecurities. I am? The iceberg is melting and in three weeks its going to be a popsicle. What I mean is, here I am. My cat Ringo is coming into the kitchen, guess he heard me. How does it NOT fall over? About that, says Bob, We were looking for a more exotic location. But youre never going to find a grocery store around here are you?, I reply. But theyre supposed to. To make yeast, you ferment sugar found in fruits, like grapes. By: Saturn Davis, Atlanta, Georgia, USA, Age 17 Gender: Female Genre: Comedy Description: A heavy girl gets asked to the homecoming dance by the finest boy in school. But its not like I need one. He said that because I signed over my rights, I have limited input on how my story is told. "By the Mystic Monologues of Munnopor" Second Place Winner! Empty again! "Being grown up," it said to itself, "there is no hurry. I hate my brother, period. Mmm, mmm! You know, the kind of monster that records a fight rather than breaking it up? This revolutionary step in the world of pasta will forever unite the Australians and the Italians, with a cuisine that will outlast societies. I mean, who wants to sit inside and do nothing, am I right? What about now?Dangit. But we dont want people putting googly eyes on it and turning it into a pet rock, so I think Ill keep it. What are you trying to do? Winnie the Pooh He screamed Where is it? But for the earthy humans you realize how cruel this life can be, so you just do your best to get by. Uh Pooh Bear? By: Cassie F Description: A girl with a skin condition acknowledges all her scars and learns to embrace them. She doesnt have a collar, and honestly, I dont think she belongs to anybody. Because it was my idea, I did the honors. Let me tell you exactly what happened. But trust me, if you say anything to the police, I will never forgive you for that. No, I dont really want to be like my parents. Oh no. I hope its been good. You know I have bipolar. Like seriously I dont know how this happened, it just did I guess. The only time I have fun with him is when we gang up on our other neighbor. I stared dumbfounded at the mirror, thinking Im not moving, so why is my reflection moving? Suddenly, out of nowhere, my reflection reached out and grabbed me. I havent heard that in so long. Were all innocent, I tell ya. Dont you be pointing that thing at me! MAMA! Hes so strong! Christopher Robin! You take a deep breath, approach the troll, and ask for your pencil back. Well, stay safe, and I hope the pencil wound in your arm heals. Troll spit. I know you shouldnt do it, but its a metaphor just roll with it. But yeah, so vote for me. I was looking at myself in the mirror when my reflection started to waver. By: Thalia O., Lakewood, CA, USA, Age 16 Gender: Male or Female Genre: Comedy Description: A teen shows off an ability to read minds. I keep thinking Everything is in Gods hands. I know that you think of me as your cute baby girl with her pretty dress and crown hoping to one day marry a prince. They didnt even buy the dead pet excuse. I mean, those houses werent even up to building code, how am I the one being sent to jail here? Ill be there. As this sash was laid upon me I swore to uphold the standards of Miss Fortune. (Begins to smile.) You say Im just some kid, I say I have fourteen years of life experience, thank you very much, and when Im elected? I cant even take care of myself, how am I supposed to take care of a thing without a sense of self-preservation, judging from its missing leg? Fold your laundry! Third Place Winner! As I watched him fade away in a hospital bed I thought for once, just once, I would have his undivided attention. But in the midst of all excitement Eeyore stubbornly stuck to his task of house hunting for Owl. Medicine is not magic, I guess. It explains a lot actually. I just want to say to them, Look you little two-timing molded fruit cakes, I am NOT obsessed with celebrities! The truth is, I only in love with ONE! Go to a park and have normal experiences but I cant. Oh well. Gender: Female Genre: Dramedy. Some monologues are comedic while others are dramatic, some are geared toward older performers, and most can be performed by any gender of actor. Until at last he said to Rabbit in a rather sticky voice: Well, good bye, if you're sure you won't have any more. I beg for this case to be dismissed before my company suffers further. I guess it happened when I was around three or four. You wouldnt have gotten into that car with your friends that night because I would have come to get you. She hands me the leash to her dog as the small banshee screeches on. One minute theyre all like aww whos a good boy, who wants a doggy ice cream treat, do you want a belly rub, or a head scratch? Face the wall and practice hitting it with the tips of your swords. It was important, I remember. And all of a sudden the edge of the cliff crumbled away beneath me and I was slipping, and you were grabbing at my clothes trying to save me while Papa (beat) Papa did nothing. Almost every kleptomaniac lives by the four Ws, its kind of our motto. This was her idea of a fun assignment. Class of 2020, I have something I need to say to you. By: Kathryn McAllister, Age 12, Minnesota, USA Description: Olivia meets a girl who might just take her place as the dance captain, and she is not happy about it. Seems like we can finally get started. Everyones asleep. Narrator: Without question, something was troubling Eeyore, and while his friends puzzled over his unusual behavior, Eeyore followed the stream back to his gloomy spot which became even gloomier than usual. And another thing, chocolate is poisonous to dogs! Its not that I dont like the light, you just think differently in the dark. No, you dont. [Christopher Robin] What a pity! The feeling of excitement came up inside of me and I ran to her, to comfort her from feeling alone. But I should have. The more bullying happens to me the more I become depressed. She was just that way. Then I realize I dont say it very often. Second Place Winner By:Eli J., Sarasota, Florida, USA, Age 15 Gender:Any Genre:Dramatic Description:A student offers a melancholy explanation for why he (or she) keeps falling asleep in class. (Elevator doors open. Things are bad, to say the least. Crisp, cool, green, soft, forgiving. You know, I miss her too. I was in heels after all. By: Shirley Andoh, Age 16, Pennsylvania USA Description: Claudia moves through emotions following an accident that is her fault. I know it may be a shock to some of you and others might have guessed it but yeah. I always wanted to walk into a room and be the eye catcher because of how thin I could be. After about two minutes, the water was above my waist. Whoa. I was horrified by what I saw- a nearly perfect figure of myself, but the image twisted. Oh, oh, hello Pooh Bear. No need to write to us ahead of time. [Rabbit] Oh, no, not that, no, no, no, no, no, no. To be exact, plugged. Ah-ha! It will never go away. I'm not in the book, you know. Since returning home, Ive dropped eggs, the family dog Ive even dropped a mic, not on purpose though. And what happened then you ask? Second Place Winner! Thats the Greek word for hello, for your information. Willy nilly silly old bear, The wonderful thing about Tiggers How are we? More details are available in the progress report. Only the urge is like 10 times stronger and sometimes if I dont steal the watch, wallet, ring, or whatever then I feel really nauseous and I vomit. Face to face. I tell her about whats going to happen in her future, and I tell her that I miss the past. Theo James! Milne repeats the pronoun I in the next lines as Eeyore tries to get his words together and say good-bye to Christopher properly. I dont tell people theyre pretty when they are. Well, not really buried. My purpose is to defeat the dark matter plaguing the universe. You could have informed me before Im in the middle of the ocean, Mr. President! Balloons are much too big to go into a----. They taught me by their example. Then see how they like it. First Place Winner! I heard my dad once tell my mom that if there was a nuclear war, the only things left would be the cockroaches and Keith Richards, the skeleton-looking guy. I think Max is trying to kill me. But most of all- most of all I am sad. Of course, by this point, it isnt my story anymore anyway. Good day to you sir, but a terrible day to whoever decided to claim shrimp could cook! Apparently, they thought Aladdin was the standout character. Shes always told me it isnt my fault that my dad left. Ive dealt with that stuff on my own. Lunch? At least I think he is. Now that you know how I got into my dream college, its time to tell you how I got kicked out. Oh no. Genre: Dramatic. I still have headaches, and I cannot hear in my left ear. I typically spend about two hours a day here at the library after school, then I either head to violin, lacrosse, or karate. Because I have a list of perfect matches for you if you ever need to take a gander. Im his princessFOREVER. Well, except for the fact Im scared. Anything that you say can and will be used against you. (Goes back to normal voice) I mean honestly! Gotta go! Ovaries for Days! You know, my boyfriend tells me Im an (does air quotes with fingers) overprotective and jealous girlfriend, but he just doesnt understand. There were just so many favors and different stores with different bakers and dont even get me started on the fillings! Or by the logo hologram on the cassette. Being a skinny girl in todays society gives you so much privilege, no matter what race or gender you are. There's Rabbit and Piglet and there's Owl, but most of all Winnie the Pooh. If you turned Andromeda to stone Athena would be furious. Eeyore's monologue By Editor Posted on April 10, 2006 Friend! Always knew it would.". He really wants to catch the mouse because the rehydrated foods all taste the same. Times up. The voices of the two gunmen made my skin crawl. I mean, look at it. I waded through the water, trying to keep from being pushed back by the rising waves. The director, Bob, comes up to me and says he needs a genie of gigantic proportions. Hes He has to be. Todays date is April 5th, 2040. [Narrator] So we come to the next chapter, in which [Narrator] But Pooh, you're in the next chapter. The first memory I have isnt happy or filled with laughter. Just go back to the way things were when I was a little girl watching Finding Nemo in the living room and climbing up the stairs like a monkey at 5 am. I know Im late for work, but you would not believe the morning Ive had! But just to fill the time, I guess Ill go ahead and tell you another reason why Im eligible. His son was famously the inspiration for the character of Christopher Robin and his stuffed animals, the inspiration for the other characters. And so was the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that. If anyone wants one, now is a good time to order one. For me, my name means good taste in music, unhappiness, great books on a shelf in a Khrushchevka, career, marriage and children my name reminds me of my father. Did you not think maybe that was a red flag? What if its not being loyal to me? Ill just try and make a cover story. It makes you sad when someone asks if youre okay. Now on your marks, get set---. (The leprechaun goes back to his work making shoes and sings this song. Look, Im not stupid. Well, anyhow, we send Dorothy and I had too much knowledge. I just have to stay calm and relaxed. The last thing I remember is trying to duck from the horrific sounds coming from the other end of the field. Dear diary, A lot happened today, so get ready. On this summer day, gloomy old Eeyore being stuffed with saw-dust had lost his tail again. Ive got a date. Sometimes Im scared I wont be enough like you when I grow up. You want to know what I thought of last nights episode of Greys Anatomy? The attendant just stared at him. Lets just cut this short okay. And I think allegiance means loyalty? Vote for Rose if youre content. Sur la place ci-dessous. But I decided to call roadside assistance to get my car towed and have Haley come pick me up and not let it ruin the day. I am. They relate to one another while attempting to connect the bits and pieces of text. Sparkle up their day a bit. The 23 Best Disney Movie Monologues For Auditions (Animated Movies) 1. They were doing that thing where they were trying to keep their voices down, but its totally obvious. I mean, its not even for me. And hows your father? "Yup, I know how that feels." "Moved me to tears." "Thanks, but I'd rather stay an Eeyore." "The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is you're the only one." Pooh's Heffalump Movie "The sky has finally fallen. My work bag, my pajamas, my shoes, were soaked! I could barely tell my left from right. This house belongs (sniff) to our very good friend, Owl. My scars are beautiful. So skinny. I was just thinking about the first day of quarantine. He didn't give a hoot for tradition, he became an namable pussy cat and went to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat. And in high school, the bullying got worse. I promise that my feelings wont be hurt if this doesnt work, but I have to try, okay? Gives you comfort, doesnt it? I didnt think that I would miss home, but I really do. So much pain from the bullet in my leg, and my head was just full of questions. Everyone melts eventually. Oh good. No! Listen to me, we have never, ever had an opportunity like this before. Second Place Winner!By: Addie Page, Age 12, Idaho USADescription: A girl texts a boy that she likes him.Genre: Comedy. All except the tail. Its okay. That man down there, do you see him? She keeps a fire extinguisher in the kitchen and everything. Piglet may be small in size but he has the biggest heart in the Hundred Acre Wood. I mean pledge means promise, right? And she found that, had it. But if you are seriously going to give in to the delusions of this restaurant and order shrimp fried rice, I dont think I can anymore. Remember, Im the boss around here! And on Christmas day, he takes ALL the credit. Anyway, we kind of, uh I dont know um robbed a bank last week. From your Love, -Catherine and baby Jake. Ma! endobj Its the little things that are racist. Over here Pooh! At one point, while using alliteration, he considers starting over but then decides itll be easier just to plow through and then stop. In the second half of the poem, Eeyore gets distracted from the post of the poem, saying goodbye to Christopher Robin and continues his commentary about writing. The flags not a person. By: Lizzie Towell, Age 18, Texas, USA Description: Snow White leads a support group for princesses who have evil stepmothers. Mom comforted me, and then she planned what we would do about my mirror self. What if Im horrible? (The speaker is on the phone, frantic, pretending to peer out windows nervously.) No one sees me cry. Get it? This is not who I am. Ha! What if people start throwing things; or worse, tell everybody about my performance, and how much I sucked. (Dont let him answer) I ALWAYS make my own because Im so creative, but I understand that not everyone is as talented as me! We would pray to YOU. See that bowl there? My mom has apologized for my dad leaving hundreds of times. [Pooh] After all, he's not in the book you know. Oh I wouldn't climb this tree (Anya turns to a random employee) HEY YOU, yeah you right there. Howd I wind up here? I remember her telling me, right before she died, that she will always be with me, watching over me like the moon. Gender: Female Genre: Comedic. Who knew It could be so fun? Losers like you only exist to make girls like me shine even more. I dont even want to be the fairest of them all. Take three. But Im strawberry too right? (Angrily) And you want to know why we lost, Jack? Mas Bolivia, Youd sew and I would do the finance. (Smirks at audience, winking flirtatiously.) The yeast-its-swelling! . Go to jail. No! We are building a collection of fantastic original monologues for kids and teens entirely written by students. He constantly is trying to harm us in some way, and has spoken about three kind words to me total in the years that Ive known him. Terrible. I love you too. Genre: Dramatic, (Elio gets up angrily from his desk and speaks to the teacher. Does he have a good job? Nothing is ever going to chance unless you change it. Like Wow, youre like three feet tall. NO IM 5 FOOT ONE QUARTER, idiot. Some versions also include "Unbouncing Tigger". I know none of them graduated high school, but someone should teach them the definition of the word leverage.. They chased me down the alley. I told you already. We could have a fresh start. Im gonna say I had to pee. OH YES! Then when I got on the bus, I was going to tell Izumi, but he wasnt on the bus. In the bottom of the 8th, the twins scored two runs on a home run. I opened the windows and watered your plants. Genre: Dramatic. Yeah, twelve. I dont regret my choices. Well, then. New York always seemed nice too I guess, but now that Im here, theres too many people, and its crowded everywhere I go. My purpose is now fulfilled. Well girls, today has already been the craziest day of my life. I could tell him I was late for work. I still cant believe that Esteban did that. I thought to myself, how can this morning get any worse? I hated the morning greetings, office space, computer, type, print, fax, break, small talk, back to office, yawn, staring at the clock, print, make mistake, constantly worry for the sake of my job. Now this party is a hero party, because of what someone did. Its so helpless cant you see? He doesnt. No way. Im an honest monster. Its cruel. Then my mom said that she wasnt his mother and it was time to cut the apron strings. Yes, I understand all the girls are in shock, or admitted to the hospital because thebut you can imagine thats how they would all respond. Once, this nice young lady looked at me and I felt a connection with her, but as always, she didnt choose me. I was pushing myself again thanks to the actors studio and UCLA. Only twelve in this hospital, this is no place for little girls, this is no place for anyone. Alright, I can do this. Like, we would pretend we were dying, or possessed or something. Hey, maybe we can try to be nice to him. Dont talk to us like we are! T I double Ga eR. Something just for me? My mom recalls my occasional doldrums even in infancy, more frequent as I age. Stop! Hello, may I help you on this fantastic night? By: Amira Reid, Age 16, Ontario, Canada Description: A teen talks to her mom about how her life is far from normal. The end. Are you there? Diane Nguyen, The night birds are singing and the cicadas are humming along. First Place Winner! A pot of honey. It's a useful pot, and it's got "A very happy birthday with love from Pooh" written on it, and it's for putting things in. Genre: Dramatic. I know I should start telling the truth, but honestly, its nice when people think youre better than they are. Nothings happening. For what? So, tell me where did you get it? Second Place Winner! How did they do that? Im Brock Bruce, and I will see you at work tomorrow. At least, you think Im sick. My paper is still blank. I came back from my break, and everyone was missing, and I saw on the news that they were zombies. No one will ever hear it. GET. GET OFF MY COMPUTER. It is so LAME. Well, let me tell you something, life isnt all what you see in the movies. Bother. Which appears in line fourteen. A student sits at a desk, agonizing over a blank piece of paper. Anyway, I cant control it. My father was a great person, at least to most of you. "And many happy returns to you, Pooh Bear.". So, last March. You sound like a cheesy infomercial. But yeah, it was some dark time until one day. On top of that, there has to be a health code violation here! Its a little creepy. First Place Winner! Great, now Im hungry. Thats it. Actor finishes writing the letter, then begins to read it. Genre:Comedic Description:A teen prepares nervously for a college interview. For crying out loud, I sob when I see our favorite books at the library, or those frogs at the zoo we used to like. It I was desperate to be accepted by either group. Thats not a life you would want to live. I wish I was scared of the dark. Covid/19 is the imposter, and the spaceship is the quarantined area. Pooh, a bubbly, chubby bear, has many friends, and Eeyore the donkey is one of them. (Softly.) Well, I dont want to focus on him right now. Im not to give it some food and water, and send it off with a coupon for a free spa-day. Her name is Eve. Im moving through each day basically feeling empty and alone. A second edition of the movie, which many cable stations show, contains: "Winnie-the-Pooh and the Honey Tree", "Winnie-the-Pooh and the Blustery Day", and "Winnie-the-Pooh and a Day for Eeyore". Hello, and welcome to Fencing 101. I swear, I have to run all over the place, pushing people aside in order to get a signal. (angrily) We worked too damn hard to give up now! Who are you? I mean, he said he just didnt feel like teaching today. I was like, huh? Honestly, its kinda creepy. Smile, walk, walk, walk and cupcake hands and left foot two steps andright foot two steps and turn and back (rolls her ankle and collapses in pain.) If only I wouldve written the answers on my thigh and not on the hot pink flashcards. Like for example, theres that coloured pencil, which is a peach colour, that everyone calls skin colour. 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